Things. Got. Weird

I'm Kick James (4-1) 8 , Catch This (2-3) 4

Pictured: The first image that pops up when you google search "Catch This"
That's Hilary Swank in all her mannish glory.
She. Is. The. Second. Worst. Behind. Renee. Zellweger.

So let's discuss last Thursday...
was my first inclination, but maybe we should forget it?

Pictured: Future Sweeney...
according to Google

 Discuss, okay, we'll discuss.


Even the MVP selection was a cluster fuck, but pulling it out (for once) was was Mr. Sweeney.


1,000 Thank you's to Mr. Sweeney for the inning of Sweeney where you caught everything that came near you and the ball that was gently kicked directly to me, for the 20 beers your pounded, for your color commentary, your home run, and for the butt tickly you gave Pearson.

Pictured: Past, Present and Future Laura...
According to Google. Score: Laura 1, Sweeney -6

Laura classed up the MVP round up prancing into our hearts with base kicks, RKI's and uncomfortable laughter after Ben makes comments to the ref about racism... Classic Ben.

Icing was relatively  prevalent as both "Brian" and I were successfully iced. "Boy Erin" tried to get out of it again, but the jeering leers conjoled him to concede.

Pictured: "Brian's" eyes were three times as crazy.

"Brian Boy Erin" had quite the day with a lead off home run, the aforementioned icing, an outstanding double play thanks to Erin and Ben, and then going completely off the rails with crazy psycho eyes and absolutely lambasting a young woman as she tried to play a non-violent game of kickball. I was closest to Brian when he made the play. I saw the hate in his eyes. The bloodlust was terrifying. It was an excellent throw and since I'm not willing to bring his wrath (ie. the object of all nightmares) upon myself, I will just say that she had it coming and "Brian" did a great job. Please, please don't hurt me.

Sandy had an interesting day between catching rockets kicked to his face and completely not trying.

Accusations of "Fuckling" were thrown out like glitter and lube at Loic's pride themed birthday parties... great time, every year. Sandy was accused of fuckling, I think someone said I fuckled, Tim "Overthrow Timmy" was accused of fuckling and at some point called a rampant asshole. That was clearly resolved when it was determined that Tim is merely a Haphazard Asshole, and genuinely a nice fella the majority of the time. He did lose a shotgun though, so that must have been one of the asshole moments... or a fluke. He totally made up for it when he hit Brian with the ball avenging the girl from the other team who was still bleeding on the sidelines.

Gabe won his shotgun in excellent form, terrifying the mother of his unborn child with his drunken prowess. 

Pearson and Shelley got sexy all over each other. I mean sexist, it wasn't sexy, he stole the ball right right her and took away her vote.

We're back at it again tomorrow... because I am terrible at getting the blog out in a timely fashion. Next week guest blogger Dingleberry will delight us with her prose and try to steal my job and your hearts!