I'm Kick James Wins a Battle Against the AARP!!
I'm Kick James 8, Swift Kick In the Grass 1
MVP's -
Tips, Falls, and Holding Balls! Pearson earns his second MVP honor this season!
It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's a Bald Man in his 30's Sprinting Everywhere!
(But he got a Home Run, so it's okay!)
Overzealous Green Gloved Goon Grapples his Girth into Kick James's Gut!
Chris from the other team earns MVP honors.
Bid Tits From Around the League
When Pearson messes up, Brian gently cleans him up and powders his bum.Thomas looks funny when he catches balls at 3rd base... and when he is receiving gifts. He is not a good gift getter.
Loic's testicles were fondled at first base. No files were charged. He's a better man for it.
Tim overthrew a ball and lost a shotgun challenge terribly thanks to the NFL Replacement Refs. It was a sad day in Tim's life and he'll never be the same. He was also donned "The New Jesse" at one point and sexually harassed "Boy Erin" in the field, the way dudes often sexually harass ladies on our team, thus emasculating "Brian" and making all the bad stuff totally worth while.Well done Tim, great day overall.
Shelley fields a bunt like Nolan Ryan: bare handed, dip in her lip, huge penis... reportedly.
"Boy Erin" won his challenge... finally.
He was also Iced in historic fashion after cowardly denying being iced close to 1000 times when he was obviously iced, but he said he had a tummy ache and nobody believed him because he is a filthy liar who lies for fun. He's also an excellent kickball player and one of my best friends.
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| Pictured: Friendship |
Sweeney was made fun of for going Zero-For-Life (entirely by me), but it was really mean and ended up being too much. He didn't stay at the bar afterwards because of the shame and pent up anger. You guys should be ashamed (of me) or embrace your callousness and mock him until he lives up to his potential... like a good parent.
Good Cover Loic!
Let's do it again tomorrow.
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